Report of examination · Est. 2019 · Jurisdiction: production

Every dead system has a cause of death.

Forensic examinations of products, companies, and the architectures that killed them. Autopsies performed, corpses studied, pulses restored — findings published monthly.

01 / AUTOPSY

The detailed report after death. Why the product or company died.

02 / CORPSE

The product is great — so why is nobody thrilled? An examination of the body.

03 / RESUSCITATION

The pulse is fading. A diagnosis, and the architecture needed to bring it back.

04 / TOXICOLOGY

Everything quietly poisoning a product, service, or company. Itemized.

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Retain the coroner before the time of death.

FULL AUTOPSY

A 2–4 week examination of your systems, org, and delivery pipeline. You receive the report, the cause of death, and the fix.

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RESUSCITATION

Hands-on revival. I implement the architecture from the autopsy findings and stay until the pulse is stable.

ENGAGEMENT · MONTHLY
SECOND OPINION

Your team has a diagnosis. I confirm it, contest it, or find what the first examination missed. One week, in writing.

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One examination per month. Delivered cold.

Autopsies, toxicology findings, and the occasional resuscitation. No embalming fluid, no spam.